jesus is watching you.

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geckogod2

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A burglar breaks into a house and starts sneaking around and putting jewelry into his bag. The buglar hears "Jesus is watching you". The burglar pauses for a moment and thinks to himself he must be hearing things. He goes back to robbing the place. He hears again, " Jesus is watching you" . Puzzled, the robber shines his light around and it comes to rest on a bird cage. The robber breathes a sigh of relief, and says to the bird, "you must be Jesus". The bird replies , I'm moses. The robber asks the bird what kind of people name their bird Moses?. The bird replies , the same kind of people who name their rottweiler Jesus.
 

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